Did you know that AT&T is selling hard-core kiddie porn, MCI is supporting pedophilia, and that Verizon trains its employees to accept gay lifestyles? That's what an Oklahoma-based Christian phone company is telling people when it tries to convince them to switch to its coverage.

Fortunately for us, the company called a New York comedian named Eugene Mirman who taped their sales pitch and had a bit of hilarious sport at their expense in the process. Click Buddy Christ's picture to listen to this most entertaining and frightening business philosophy.