Cows are nice
-- from subhasish
Cows are nice
If you put them in ice,
And keep them cold all day;
Cows are nice
If you add some spice,
And cover them with purple clay.
Cows are nice
If you mix them with mice,
And add some sugar and salt;
Cows are nice
If you give them advice,
And show them how to pole-vault.
Cows are nice
If they don't have lice,
And haven't got sore throats;
Cows are nice
If you mix them with rice,
And stir in seventeen goats.
Cows are nice
If you drink them with slice,
And maybe some coffee or tea;
But cows are nice,
Especially nice,
If you give all your cows to me!
If you put them in ice,
And keep them cold all day;
Cows are nice
If you add some spice,
And cover them with purple clay.
Cows are nice
If you mix them with mice,
And add some sugar and salt;
Cows are nice
If you give them advice,
And show them how to pole-vault.
Cows are nice
If they don't have lice,
And haven't got sore throats;
Cows are nice
If you mix them with rice,
And stir in seventeen goats.
Cows are nice
If you drink them with slice,
And maybe some coffee or tea;
But cows are nice,
Especially nice,
If you give all your cows to me!
Some old anonymous cow poem I found somewhere. Previous cow related posts from my other blog.
1. Cow Urine Aftershave
2. Bird Flu/Mad Cow Disease
1. Cow Urine Aftershave
2. Bird Flu/Mad Cow Disease