Cows are nice


-- from subhasish

Cows are nice
If you put them in ice,
And keep them cold all day;

Cows are nice
If you add some spice,
And cover them with purple clay.

Cows are nice
If you mix them with mice,
And add some sugar and salt;

Cows are nice
If you give them advice,
And show them how to pole-vault.

Cows are nice
If they don't have lice,
And haven't got sore throats;

Cows are nice
If you mix them with rice,
And stir in seventeen goats.

Cows are nice
If you drink them with slice,
And maybe some coffee or tea;

But cows are nice,
Especially nice,
If you give all your cows to me!

Some old anonymous cow poem I found somewhere. Previous cow related posts from my other blog.

1. Cow Urine Aftershave
2. Bird Flu/Mad Cow Disease

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