defineOne year ago... in good old China I was analysing Engrish poetry found on biscuit packets.

In case you missed the ealier posts, Biscuit packets here have "poetry" on it. In English.... here's how they probably do it.

Get a text file of all words in a dictinary.
Write a program to fetch random words from it.
Make a paragraph. Print it on the pack.

Some previous examples of poetry: Here and Here

So today bought another packet which said THUS:

We like the new taste. we need the quality and we ned the best food. here you will find what you want. need cool taste. you are the new man. cool. not forget, special taste. how delicious can not forget. speacial taste. Return the true flavour.

Apart from the YOU ARE THE NEW MAN thing.. it's ok.. makes vague sense. But what's with the manly biscuits thing? Is this some kinda viagra biscuit? Do you feel like a new man after eating them?

I dont know.. i feel the same still....

....

Hey wait, I see a WOMAN.... there.... i'll be back.. wait here... ..

(leaves desk and runs after the woman. Drooling)

Aah.. those were the days...

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