Earlier the crazy maulana from Meerut offered Rs 51 crore to waste the blaspheming Danish cartoonist, now the Hindu personal law board is offering 51 crore to waste MF Hussein for painting naked goddesses. There's a side bounty of 11 lacks for those who just want to chop off his hands.

Price hasnt been set for individual fingers yet...

This has the making of a great gameshow... people can send in hit requests by SMS (or if you have Hutch, call 1-800-WASTE-HIM and say KILL). Then the targets can come on the stage and do a little song/dance sequence and say if you want to waste me, sms this and that. There will be 3 judges and an audience poll also.

The winner gets wasted on national TV with proper stage lighting etc. One lucky winner from the SMS campaign gets to pull the trigger.

[Gawker has an interesting post]

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