I got reports coming in, that a tree fell down near Jama Masjid and it’s oozing out sweet water. So everyone’s going there to take a sip from this most auspicious miracle.

At the same time airlines started banning liquids, Gods in India started liking it and we had several liquid based miracles.

First the water around Mahim beach turned sweet. And it probably stayed sweet for 10 mins, after which tons of sewage from all over Bombay got dumped in it. But a little shit never scares the Mumbaikars, what with their city spirit and all, and they nevertheless proceeded to drink and wallow in their own faeces. And the faeces of their neighbors.

Then Gods started drinking milk again, but some didn’t and it caused much sadness and anger. Then in one huge miracle, the Thar desert got turned into a lake. Imagine some poor bastard tourist who came all the way to Jaiselmer to ride over the sand dunes on a camel…. He’s probably standing ass deep in the mud.

And now the tree is spewing forth miraculous water and we have medical experts on the TV saying such water is most excellent for Arthritis and stuff. You know what’s also good for arthritis? Arthritis medicine.

Water in a tree!! What a miracle !! It’s almost as if the tree had roots going deep underground and sucking up water from the already water laden soil, since it be rainy season and everything.

We got sweet water coming from trees and the ocean, but our colas are full of pesticides. What would really be a miracle is if you opened your kitchen tap and got clean drinkable water. That would be a miracle. Drinking faeces is just stupid.

Found this link to another similar miracle.

Lucille Pope's red oak tree has gurgled water for about three months, and experts can't seem to get to the root of the problem.
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Lucille Pope has started to wonder if the water has special properties. Her insurance agent dabbed drops of the water on a spider bite and the welt went away, she said.
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"I just want to know if it is a healing tree or blessed water," she said. "That's God's water. Nobody knows but God."

God is talking to us humans, and His medium this time around is water.

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