Non Creative Fiction: July 2005

Titanium Dildo

Sunday, July 31, 2005

Technology is wonderfull... this here is a...

"...solid hypoallergenic titanium. It has been designed with natural forms and contours. The end of the dildo is specifically designed to stimulate the g-spot. Being Titanium, it does not corrode (good for water lovers) and retains heat well - excellent for trying to add a little heat to any situation or for an amazingly sexy cool experience!"

You can customize it by having different Swarski stones set in the handle... there's different colors available.. and did i mention it had titanium. Space shuttles are made of this stuff!!

There's a 360 degree view of this over at this site.

Edit: Was checking out the rest of the site and there's a section called BESPOKE DESIGN SERVICE where ...

"For the truly adventurous, Mi-Su Couture can manufacture toys from any material you choose, based on your own designs or ideas.Our expert designers will work with you to create something unique for you or someone very special - so let your creative juices flow and your imagination run riot!"

There's two products on display and one of them looks like a Rolling pin for rotis (belan). There's some pretty good designers working here... wonder if this comes under Product Design, or Lifestyle & Accesary deisgn... or most likely.......

TOY DESIGN.

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manmohan singh lookalike

Saturday, July 30, 2005

manmohan singh lookalike, originally uploaded by the_big_durian.

Found this on Flickr....

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Friend-'ships'

Thursday, July 28, 2005

Friend-'ships', originally uploaded by Ayeona.

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Some panoramic pics..

Wednesday, July 27, 2005

The voices told me to have at least ONE huge panoramic print hanging on my wall. Since, there's hardly a good pano shot from India i got one from China. Ze Frozen lake and Boats pic.

Plotter costs were around 600 bucks :( it was a 48x18 inch print. So had to resort to chopping the pic into a3 size images and stiching pasting them with duct tape >> LIKE ANIMALS <<

There's joints and shit visible in between.. and the bastard printer guy gave me a bad job.. ther's smudging all over and cyan's gone to hell. Cant trust no one in nehru place.

Anyway.. here's how the shit looks finally (before framing)

Anyway... whats done is done... need some more panoramas. There's one i got from humayun's tomb shoot. From the back. Joined it with autosticth. Did a pretty good job.. then some photoshop.

Started with 6 panning shots:

Then autostich stiched them automatically, hence the name

Then final touchup in Photoshop:

Click on the image for the extra huge version:

Autostich's pretty cool if u havent used it yet. Go here and get it. Used it to get a fisheye view of my previously undocumented room and work+living area.

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hear this

Thursday, July 21, 2005

hear this, originally uploaded by sudent.

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BR Chopra's Cook

Wednesday, July 20, 2005

From Mid Day's site:

He often cooks for 450 people. He has 36 years of experience behind him. He works for one of the most successful Bollywood banners — BR Films — whose 2003 megahit, Baghbaan, earned a revenue of Rs 42 crore in India and overseas.

His salary, however, is just Rs 3,050!

There's a whole sob story about how he just manages to pay his telephone bill and other misc expenses and how his daughter and wife have to take tutions etc etc.

But the comparision seems to be that Chopra's company earns 42 crore and the cook earns 3.5k. Why the FUCK should it be compared? Is there a Cook's law that the cook should get a percentage of the profits incurred? I mean.. sure some hotels might have that for their head chef.... then again.. there's a difference between head chef and a domestic cook.

The same reason he gets 3.5k per month is why a doctor gets lakhs per month and a laborurer get 1k. Absurd comparision... apparantly Anupam Kher's cook gets 4.5k per month!

If i'm using a service I'll pay for that whatever I feel is worth it.. otherwise i'll use some other service... just because I have more money shouldnt mean I have to pay more than the other guy. Apart from taxes ;)

If BR Chopra goes from one place to another in a taxi.. he'll pay whatevre is in the meter.. cause that's what the service is worth.. doesnt matter if he is a millionaire or a pauper.

Fucking socialist sensationlistic bastards.

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GAY-T&T vs God's Own Telephone Company

Monday, July 18, 2005

from here:

Did you know that AT&T is selling hard-core kiddie porn, MCI is supporting pedophilia, and that Verizon trains its employees to accept gay lifestyles? That's what an Oklahoma-based Christian phone company is telling people when it tries to convince them to switch to its coverage.

Fortunately for us, the company called a New York comedian named Eugene Mirman who taped their sales pitch and had a bit of hilarious sport at their expense in the process. Click Buddy Christ's picture to listen to this most entertaining and frightening business philosophy.
Click here to listen. Hilarious...

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Swipft

Sunday, July 17, 2005

Maruti Swift as seen from the front.. looks like the bastard child of a Morris Minor and a Mini Cooper with some residual ALTO blood in its veins.

Proud Parents

But when this monstrosity is seen from the back... it somehow looks like an old punju woman in a sari squatting on the groound! No clue how the designers manage to get that similarity, but there it is.

Maruti's site doesnt have a back shot, maybe will click some swifts on the road...

Truely a mutant! Probably Maruti's worst misadventure since they puked out The ZEN CLASSIC!! Which looked like an Ambassador spent a night of passion with a Maruti 800, and the zen classic was the result.

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Intel Inside

Friday, July 15, 2005

Intel Inside, originally uploaded by The Living Albums.

One by one....

next: Microsoft Mac OS

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Another blatent Self Promotion Post

Monday, July 11, 2005

Courtyard, originally uploaded by Saaaaaaaaaaaaad.

The voices told me to get off ze ass and photograph Old Delhi. Since, voices have to be satisfied I start with Jama Masjid, then will keep adding more and more till ze voices are satisfied.

Here's Jama Masjid and Adjoining Areas pics on Flickr

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